Brief Candle

Mada: hey

are you here?

Slidell: no

 Mada: lol

  I count

  3

  2

play

No Helmets!

 Slidell: nope

  where is the malp

 Mada: Already went through?

 Slidell: you mean him?

  she squeezes the end

  Sam is like, why are you looking at me?!

Mada: "What? DOn't look at me?"

  grrr

 Slidell: lol

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: gotcha

 Mada: :)

 Slidell: push

  push

  push

  Two

  counting today

 Mada: It's a boy

  LOL

 Slidell: lol

 Mada: He looks embarrassed

 Slidell: yep

  Greece

 Mada: Jack does pay attention

 Slidell: nope

  She's fine?

  so is that what its like to have a baby?

  you just walk away?

  sweeet

Mada: Um... sometimes

  LOL

 Slidell: what

  a

  slut

I am kenthia...marry me

 Mada: They started listening to Jack's gut a lot more after this

 Slidell: yeah they did lmao

  That chick is always playing a slut!

  She was "Bambie" in the X Files

  Scully DID NOT like her

  lmao

Mada: lol

 Slidell: coughs slut

  Teal'c is like...she gonna get some

  I want pizza now

  HAHAHA munchies

  He is toasted

  lmao

 Mada: “I did not intend for my statement to be humorous”

 Slidell: "Hello giiiirls"

he is gone ha ha ha

  I forgot about this

 Mada: There was some good stuff on that pizza.

  ha ha ha ha ha

  see

 Slidell: She sure knows what she's doing

 Mada: For being a cable show, I am surprised she didn't go topless

Slidell: She was close

  underwire was amiss

 Mada: She has now

  LOL

  LMAO

 Slidell: uh oh

  bow chica wow wow

 Mada: Jack got tons of tail in this

  show

  He

 Slidell: hahahaha, so much for privacy

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: look how thin he was

 Mada: wow

  just

  wow

  you went there

 Slidell: what?

  :)

  Yeah

  i did

 Mada: giggle

 Slidell: you were thinkin' it

  HAHAHA

  “we'll talk about that later”

 Mada: "we'll talk about that later"

Slidell: I said that

  mmmm viagra cake

  glad he ties a good knot

Mada: `lol

Slidell: I know how he feels

  :(

 Mada: I like his sunglasses

 Slidell: not bad

  That' guys tunic is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short

And i've seen that fresco on a wine bottle

 Mada: lol

  awesome

Slidell: we're gonna see that tablet

  over

  and over

  again

 Mada: and over... you forgot one

 Slidell: um

  "baby?"

Why is Sam always stealing kids?

 Mada: um...

  idk

 Slidell: twenty one days??????

  thirty one days

  wow Jack

you cradle robber

 Mada: lol

 Slidell: 1:250

 Mada: ?

  gotcha

  Ok

 Slidell: hang on

i'm doing math

70/250

7/25

  Night time

 Mada: But I think that this one isn't

Slidell: "physical contact"

 Mada: Maw ha ha

 Slidell: seven divided by 25....that's only 28 days

Kenthia should be dead

 Mada: ok

 Slidell: rt?

  idk

 Mada: IDK

 Slidell: and yeah

  protein analysis

 Mada: I hate math

  Ok

 Slidell: me too

 Mada: Janet!

 Slidell: oh wait

  i did it wrong

  i did years to days

  should have calculated years into days

  my b

Get up you old fart

  Inaccuracy

  Jack never loses his hair

 Mada: ?

 Slidell: it just gets white

 Mada: so

 Slidell: receding hairline, not hot on him

 Mada: not at all

 Slidell: He isn't Bruce Willis

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: that man pulled it off

Mada: shaking head

  Ok

I think we should do a season re cap

  between seasons

 Slidell: at the end?

  sure

 Mada: Oz refrences

  Quotes

 Slidell: yep

 Mada: What we thought

  yadda

  yadda

  yadda

 Slidell: arcs

 Mada: blah

  blah

 Slidell: mythology of the show

 Mada: blah

 Slidell: etc etc

 Mada: exactly

 Slidell: in abstancia

nanites!

  noooooo

  bastards

 Mada: nanites are awesome!

  Replicating????

  Hmmmmm

  interesting

 Slidell: won't see that again will we

Mada: nope

  not at all

  ha ha ha

  I have to say it

  Have to

  LOVE Season One Sam's hair

  LOL

 Slidell: oh gosh

 marriage numero dos

 Mada: lol

  "Marriage cake"

  sigh

  (Joss so stole that)

 Slidell: So he is supposed to be 40 here

  and yeah

  anyway

  40 yrs

and that was 15 yrs ago?

  16?

 Mada: 1997

  Cranky old man

  sheesh!

I wonder if he would have reacted so... angrily... if he hadn't just seen/dealt with Sara

 Slidell: um

  he got roofied

Mada: But that whole love thing

  the love speech

  too bad

  that's my story and I am sticking to it

 Slidell: oh

  k

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: why did his nose get fat?

  lmao

Mada: Because your ears and nose never stop growing

 Slidell: length wise

  not chub wise

  other things shrinnk

 Mada: BAD MAKEUP

 Slidell: yeah

 Mada: Elder of the village Jack is

  ....

 Slidell: bwa ha ha ha

  bit of a mickey rourke thing going

 Mada: a smidge

Slidell: in Sin City

 Mada: ok

  I'll take your word for it

 Slidell: I'm waiting for you to comment on Sarah

 Mada: They do teach a lesson here

 Slidell: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  old kiss

 Mada: That is the Jack we know and love

  he is showing her kindness

  ok

  the lesson these 100 day people teach us

is not to take life for granted

  to live each day to the fullest

 Slidell: They also don't have to work/pay taxes/pay for kids/ etc

 Mada: because even though we "know" this

  we don't

  what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Slidell: let me play devil's advocate

 Mada: ok

 Slidell: it's my turn damnit

 Mada: sure

  LOL

 Slidell: :(

 Mada: sorry

 Slidell: you always get to be the devil woman

  this part is so cheesey

 Mada: be the devil woman

 Slidell: the goodbye video

 Mada: yea

 Slidell: "goodbyes really suck"

  lame

 Mada: lol

Slidell: Cranky old bastard

 Mada: lol

 Slidell: nor will I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Mada: Ok

 Slidell: (dramatic hug)

Mada: are you going to play devil

  s advocate or what?

 Slidell: these ppl were way too easy to convince

  and where are the fabric makers?

  and the other stuff

  such bs

 Mada: ....

Slidell: and someone would have gone further than that before

  and come back and been like, dude check this out

 Mada: They had no reason too

  they are naive

 Slidell: curiosity is human nature

  HUMAN NATURE

  they wouldn't have intelligence like they do if they were only a few days old

  no literature

  their oral tradition wouldn't be able to be taught

 Mada: ...

 Slidell: and Jack looks like shit

 Mada: We so disagree on this episode

  LOL

Slidell: mwu ha ha

 Mada: hello?

  ok

  scared me for a sec

  LOL

 Slidell: dramatic pause

 Mada: gotcha

  LMAO

 See

  Jack is a smart guy

 Slidell: yep

 Mada: He just plays not so smart

 Slidell: only took him three days?

  or 3years as it was?

 Mada: as it was

LOL

  prostate problem

  maw ha ha

 Slidell: oh lord

if it is just look, then why do they die?

 Mada: what now?

  shaking head

 Slidell: Its bs

  just sayin'

Mada: headdesk

 Slidell: that is almost forever....blah blah

 Mada: eyebrow

 Slidell: yuck

Mada: Jack talks like my uncle

 Slidell: hahahaha

 Mada: See! There is the moral

“I will treasure everyday of my life because of you”

Slidell: I will treasure everyday of my life

 accept for the ones when I'm hungover

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: or have strep

  or breakup with someone

  other than that

  sure

 Mada: shaking head

  you are cynical