Cor-Ai {Pad-Thai}

Slidell: ok

  3

  ready?

  2

 Mada: yes

 Slidell: set?

  1

  {PLAY

 Mada: Now that was a cool effect

 Slidell: I like that they were behind the closing wormhole

 Mada: yeah...

 Slidell: I love how we agree!!!

  Mountain in the back is pretty

 Mada: Because we are just cool like that

 Slidell: yeah we are

  Daniel, calm down

 Mada: I wonder where in Canada that is

 Slidell: vancouverish

 Mada: Sam is not rocking the hair in this episode either.

 Slidell: fog

  humidity

  etc

 Mada: 2 in a row...

  man

  LOL

 Slidell: I hated this set up

 Mada: why?

 Slidell: It looked like a high school play we had

 Mada: well duh it hasn't been deserted long

  PEOPLE WERE COOKING jeez Jack

  get with it

 Slidell: Oh no, they have slingshots!

 That is the same guy who will play Simon in "Demons"

  his teeth will be far nastier

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: oh shit

 Mada: Boo ya

  LOL

  Oops

  My bad

  Didn't mean it

  sorry

Slidell: wow

  lmao

 Mada: wow

  wow what?

 Slidell: idk

  nice hats

 Mada: shaking head

I am going to write your page if you don't do it soon

  just sayin'

 Slidell: Ok

  that's fine

  :)

 Mada: So what

  ppl think that this is all me?

 Slidell: reverse psychology

 Mada: Thanks

 Slidell: reverse psychology

  you won't do it now

  I love how Apophis' real name is "Peter"

 Mada: snark

Slidell: who me?

  :)

 Mada: you? not at all

 Slidell: seriously, what is with the hats?

  i feel like we are in a pizza parlor

  Daniel

  don't

  be

  a

  dumb

  ASS

 Mada: ha ha

  Jack learned the right lesson

 Slidell: yep

  he is a good young

  did we really need that many "Teal'c is changed" episodes?

  Just saying

Mada: How many have we had so far?

 Slidell: They are practically back to back

 Mada: Hmmm

 Slidell: This one

  Bloodlines

  the first one obviously

  technically the second ep Enemy within

  oh yeah

  and what was that other one???

  hmmmm

 Mada: I don't see them like that

  I mean

  this is all Teal

c cleansing himself

 Slidell: He should have had this one sooner

  Teal'c earned his stripes

  imho

 Mada: right

  But what I am saying is

  ... oh I forgot what I was trying to say

 Slidell: that there is chicken pad thai in the fridge and i really wanna go get it

Mada: then go and get it

  LOL

Slidell: ohhhh

  cold pad thai

  still good

 Mada: nom nom nom

Slidell: you have no idea

 Mada: LOl

  Love the look Jack gives Daniel

  I mean

  it's like

  really Shut the Hell UP

 Slidell: I shall call this ep, Cor-Ai Pad-Thai

  hahahahahahahahha

 Mada: And so it shall be named

Slidell: dun dun dun

  this is just like To Kill a Mockingbird

  only less good

  and that guy didn't do it

 Mada: I didn't mind this episode

 Slidell: So it would be....

  A Time to Kill!!!!!!!!!!!1

  I LOVE THAT MOVIE

 Mada: I mean it's not on the Top 10 or anything

Slidell: Samuel L. Jackson is my hero

  It doesn't bother me too much

 Mada: Formula 51 is my FAV SLJ movie

 Slidell: not a bad choice

  I like THe Long Kiss Goodnight

  and of course

Pulp Fiction

 Mada: No yo don't

 Slidell: OBBBB Jection

 Mada: you LOVE it

 Slidell: AMEN

 Mada: ha ha ha

 Slidell: I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT

 Mada: IO know

 Slidell: Wow

 Mada: that was one of the first things you told me

  LOL

 Slidell: if court went like that here

  I KNOW

  It is so good

Mada: I didn't mind it

 Slidell: These ppl are way to easily awed

wow

 Mada: yes

  ??

 Slidell: Is that a menorah!?

 Mada: Could be

  I missed it

  :(

 Slidell: On the stick

 Mada: Ugh

 Slidell: DAMN I WANT A LATKE

 Mada: I have to get something to drink

Slidell: with applesauce

  nom nom

 Mada: I am parched

 Slidell: go go

 well guys while mada is gone

 Mada: I remember this episode

  LOL

 Slidell: hahaha

  I would think so

 Mada: oh um

 Slidell: lmao

 Mada: I'll go away again

  LOL

 Slidell: noooooooooooo

 Mada: LOL

Slidell: i mean nooooooooooooo my pad thai is gone

 Mada: I'm sorry

 Slidell: me too

  it tastes even better at home without Ezra's curry smelling up my nose

I love when teal'c gives a speech!

  He moves me

  soooo goood

 Mada: OH! I think that this is to really shows that the ga... are really bad guys

 Slidell: great actor

 Mada: Hell yes he is

  OH

  For the record

  I have this thing pimped everywhere

 Slidell: yes

  yes?

  YES!

 Mada: yes

 GateWorld in my sig (and I HAVE been posting LOL)

 Slidell: menorah on a stick

  nice

  i should start again

 Mada: On my YouTube Page

 Slidell: nice

 Mada: I retweet all of our tweets

 Slidell: cool

 Mada: Um...

 Slidell: ugh

  nail bed pain

 Mada: I told a few of the ppl that I am Friends with on Facebook about it

 Slidell: that's a good start

 Mada: And that is why I don't get my nails done

  You said 5

 Slidell: that is five

  fb

  friends

  gw

 tweet

  youtube

  that's over five

  this woman is someone creepy to me

Mada: Yea she is

 Slidell: stop making him relive this

  brbggp

 Mada: k

  So now while Slidell is gone...

um

  well

  Yeah

  LOL

Jack is all about busting Teal'c out. It's like he recognizes the whole Black Ops thing

  I mean that you do things that you don't necessarily want to do

  but you have too

  because you are told too

  And Teal'c's simple acceptance of his hand in "his" crimes

 makes Jack question his own "crimes"... "Crimes" that he has been able to bury because they were his orders.

And I wonder what she will have to say about that.

  HA!

"Many of you would not be alive today to want him dead"

  um... ok

 Slidell: yeah

 Mada: yeah?

 Slidell: sure

 Mada: ....

 Slidell: I say we zat them all

  and run

  oh wait

 Mada: ha ha ha

 Slidell: they haven't invented the zat yet

  darn

 Mada: You have nothing to say to what I said?

  ....

  Yeah

 Slidell: Crimes

  yes

 Mada: I got chatty

 Slidell: but are crimes crimes

  or are they rules of engagement

  requirements

  rules that you only have to come upon in war

  etc

 Hang on, lemme get Jesus on the phone

 Mada: Wasn't Teal'c always in an act of war though?

  :/

 Slidell: a war with his conscience

  he said bring him back from the dead

  i said, Jesus can do it

  :)

  This guy has a vengeful streak

 Mada: Not just with his conscience

 Slidell: but then again

  so would i

  they were at war with each other, the different jaffa etc

  idk

Mada: Yeah

  I mean

 Slidell: Jack was at war though

 Mada: conquering and stuff

 Slidell: that is war

  I love what Hammond just said

  lol

 Mada: Isn't that what Apophis was doing?

 Slidell: Jack was like, seriously

  yep

  wow

  deep

 Mada: what about how Teal'c wasn't an Earth citizen

 Slidell: Geneva anyone?

Mada: LOL

 Slidell: uh oh

 Mada: That was a tough pill for Sam to swallow

 Slidell: Jack is about to lay it out

 Mada: That was some crap acting on RDA's part though

Slidell: neh

  idk

 Mada: ha ha ha

 Slidell: he wasn't fully O'Neill yet

 Mada: yeah

  That's it

 Slidell: and here is a chance for everyone to feel up on teal'c

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: I fail to see what any of that has to do with death

  doesn't even look like a target

 Mada: Alien culture

  snort

 Slidell: with bad art skills

 Mada: "for once I agree with Jack"

 Slidell: haha

  MIKE ROWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  MIKE ROWE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Mada: Is this before Hammond would leave the loop hole?

Coffee Mate

 Slidell: And I so have a motorola

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: woot

  that is a badass little phone

  i have dropped the shit out of it

  still workin

 Mada: That's good

 Slidell: yep

 Mada: Very very good

 Slidell: I like this part

  idk why

  but i do

  Jack and Sam are like

  wth

 Mada: Hammond didn't leave open his loop hole. I iz sad

Slidell: Sam almost gets hit too

  she takes off like a cat

 Mada: Make some more noise JACK

  SAM

  which ever one it was

 Slidell: FOR REAL

  it was Jack

  Sam was outta there

 Mada: I thoguht so

  LOL

 Slidell: This guy is just a whiny little bitch

 Mada: No joke

Slidell: whine whine whine

  poor me

  look at my kid with his ugly hat

  whine

  bitch

  moan

  complain

  and look how he runs

 Mada: blah blah blah

  He has massive Daddy issues

 Slidell: SERIOUSLY

  The marching snake feet sound

 Mada: Wait? What? OMG they were telling the truth

 Slidell: so more feet than there were......

  idk

 the truth

  what is that

 Mada: Why the eff didn't they just bury the gate?

 Slidell: oh crap

  SHAKEL

 Mada: Shackle

  WTF

 Slidell: whatever

 Mada: Horrible name

 Slidell: cus he's dead

  bwa ha ha

  I'm sorry

  kinda

 Mada: I really want to know which one of the writers came up with that one. LOL

 Slidell: I love how they saved money by just putting a bandage over where the symbiote "x" should be

  Heroic Dive!!!!!!!!

Mada: See, Teal'c's a good guy

  or at least faking it well

  Oh yeah

  He's faking it

 Slidell: that would looks like the hotdog i had the other day

 Mada: Maw ha ha

 Slidell: How can anyone that buff be bad?

  lmao

 Mada: giggle

Teal'c's all like

 Slidell: He's like a cuddly jaffa!

 Mada: shut the hell up Jack I know what I am doing

 Slidell: you can't kill him

  haha

 Mada: He is a superhero

 Slidell: Teal'c will so put him in his place

  SuperT

 Mada: And then Jack is all like

  Seriously... Shut the hell up

See

  Teal'c is a good guy

  A good

  warm

  jaffa

  LOL

Slidell: he's a Teal'c Bear

 Mada: he does look like he was on the verge of tears though

 Slidell: yeah

 Mada: Sam didn't cry in this episode

  YEA!

  applude

 Slidell: Two away from solitudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  woot

  woot

  clap clap

  ick

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: Enigma

  I hate Enigma

  haaaaaaaaaaaaate

  it

  such a good idea

  and they ruin it

  I like the grumpy old guy though :)

Mada: So the title shall be: Enigma aka Slidell says it sucks

  :D

 Slidell: Slidell KNOWS it sucks

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: it has the guy who looks like Vince Gill though!

  He's cute

 Mada: giggle

  whatev

 Slidell: Vince Gil is adorable

  i wanna squeeze his cheeks

  the ones on his face

Ok

  thus concludes Cor-Ai

Thank you for joining us.

Mada: Shaking Head