Children of the Gods

Me: count us down....

Slidell: In 3

2

Play

Lion!

Muh muh muh my

can't read my

can't read my

no he can't reaaaad my poh ka face

Me: shaking head

Slidell: And the shortest roll without reappearance goes to...

Me: LOL

What I do dig about the pilot, this episode, is that you could have never watched the movie, and still get it.

Slidell: It's a big mythology piece

And the bald muppets are here

Oh yeah, that's hi tech

TEAL'C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Even for a Showtime show {sarcasm}

KREE!

Slidell: I also love how in this scene we establish that serpent guard have NO aim

Me: They are snakes... what do you want for that??

I mean snakes have no arms

LMAO

What kills me, is that Teal'c is wanted by all these system Lords... but he was Apophis's b**ch.

Apophis.

I always that that he wasn't the biggest and baddest in the grand scheme of things.

Cross eyed Ra!

LOL

Slidell: I pointed that out

lol

Me: The cabin. le sigh

Slidell: I love listening to the commentaries on all of the episodes

you learn little tidbits that just make everything come together

Me: I didn't like the commentaries for the early ones

"Stargate??"

Slidell: They do get better

Me: Maw ha ha

They DO!!

Slidell: I agree, too technical in the beginning

Me: This is when RDA was still hawt 

{Mada's note: RDA= Richard Dean Anderson}

Slidell: Alas, RDA is still hawt in the dark

Me: Um... yeah.

Retired

Maybe write a book

Slidell: I would like to take a minute to say how much I loved Hammond

RIP Don S. Davis

....

"like a kangaroo"

Me: RIP Don S. Davis. I know that he was the only one we saw as Hammond, but Damn... I couldn't imagine anyone else doing the job that he did.

Slidell: sad face

Me: "Aliens... whatever they are"
"People... whatever they are"

Slidell: I want to see the Jaffa dance to the remix rap of Hard Knock Life

Me: OMG that would be awesome!

Slidell: holla

Also...I will admit the review section of this...is killing me

Me: what do you mean?

Slidell: "This is what happened"

Me: Just in case you never saw the movie... or if you don't remember it

like me

whistle

Slidell: ....I know...but I have an ironclad memory

it is kkkkkiiiiillllling

Me: which is why I come to you for episode names

LOL

Slidell: Who ruled at the Multiverse panel at DragonCon?

Me: I saw your metal

I would just drag you down

Slidell: No you wouldn't

You'd be in my entourage

Hammond just does not scare me

he is too cute

Me: You'd be Vince and I would be... Drama?

Slidell: ....que?

Me: Entourage...

you STILL haven't watched it?

Adrian is my celeb crush

Slidell: I know

I suck

Me: yes well

OH!

Charlie!

Slidell: Charlie (who was Tyler in the movie)

Me: Jack just mentioned Charlie

Slidell: Charlie was something that was so depressing but so necessary for the who show

I mean, it was centered around Jack and Daniel

they both were men who'd lost the closest ppl to them

and yet they were still fighting for everyone else

Me: (Which is why Michael Shanks went all b**ch and quit)

WALTER!!

Slidell: I love Shanks, I spoke to him on the phone

Me: (Who wasn't named until the episode 2010)

Slidell: I kept that phone

Me: I would have too

Slidell: I so squeed in his ear.

Me: Ha ha ha

giggle

Slidell: It was so worth it

OK: Continuity issue

Daniel just stopped being a total Claratin commercial

I also miss the shakey gate

Me: I'm glad they stopped with the shakey gate and the ice. I loved in the commentary though (I think it was a commentary anyway) how RDA is the one who said "The ice thing is getting old"

Slidell: haha...well it was actually wax spray...

So I hate getting a wax job as much as any other girl

I feel for that

Me: Knowing the touch I do about the military this takes place within 4 years of original mission

SAM!!

Slidell: ....excuse me while I mute this....

I love AT, but this scene embarrasses me

{Mada's note: AT= Amanda Tapping}

"reproductive organs"

Cannnnnot watch

Me: And see they cut that out of the recut version.

Slidell: It was too GI Jane

Me: but they do play off of it

Slidell: ...eh

Me: Seriously think

“She is smarter than you are Colonel”

LOL

But think

Slidell: I thought she was a b**ch at first

ducks

Me: if that line wasn't there we would have missed the jokes in the later seasons

She was

Slidell: All one joke from ep 200

Me: she needed to prove herself

Not 200

Slidell: I prove myself differently

...kinda

Me: It's from Mobius

Slidell: It was so in 200

Me: ok

then 2 jokes

LOL

Slidell: It was in Mobius too

lmao

Me: That is what I said

Slidell: I'm listening to Taylor Swift "forever and always"

with this scene

hahahahahaha

Me: OH!

Slidell: yes?

Me: Did you hear Pink's new song?

Slidell: not yet

maybe

idk

Me: It's so a Jack and Sam song

(And their eyes meet)

LMAO

Slidell: I will have to listen

and I was not S/J yet

I thought boys were gross still

I'm so glad they got rid of all the gear in later episodes

Me: After the MALP

ha ha ha

“I adore you already”

I wasn't a J/S shipper either... not until later... a lot later

Sam had something to prove

…

you know I have never asked you this

who is your fav. Char?

DANIEL!! Whoot!

Slidell: Haha...my favorite character...

Oh my

So controversial

Me: You can only have one....

Slidell: I know I can only have one and that is why I don't like this question

it's loaded

Me: answer it anyway

how?

Slidell: (Hey look, they do boob jobs on Abydos)

And the question is loaded because it depends on what you mean by "Favorite"

Me: (*OMG! THAT IS FUNNY*)

Slidell: Is it favorite from the beginning...

Me: ”McGuyver a system on Earth.” Freakin' LOVED it

Slidell: favorite ever....

Me: Just answer the question and stop deflecting!

Slidell: I'm not deflecting....stop it!

Daniel

Me: Really?

Slidell: Overall, Daniel

I think in the real world...whatever

he'd be the one I would get along with

Me: I can't say that really surprises me

Slidell: Why?

Me: He'd be the one you'd click with

Slidell: I have a History degree...alas

Me: LMAO

Slidell: Plus I do the faces thing

Me: Stargate only goes here

Slidell: Sam is awesome...but that science would drive me nuts

Jack is hot but...crazed at times

Me: See this is where they break off from the movie to make the series work

Slidell: I could totally but Daniel in his place

Well even with the series it was made for you to think that

Stargate was from another story where there were multiple addresses

Me: This is where they find out that the stargate goes to other places

in the hall were Sam gets all drooly

and geeking out

and stuff “Captin Doctor”

I just got that

Slidell: I'm very proud of you

THEY ARE NOT A CHART!!!!

Those are hieroglyphics

they are phonetic

not constellations

HELLO

gah

Me: Who would know that

....

Slidell: And Daniel is geeking out too

I know that

I saw the first movie and I minored in art history

Me: And I think this is where Daniel and Sam started to "adore" each other

Slidell: They have geek magnetism

Me: Sam is so excited

and yeah, like that was an accident

It just so happens that Apophis walks through the Abydos gate with Jack et al there.

Slidell: Teal'c!

Me: Now question

Slidell: k

Me: Do you think Daniel was all Sha're because that was the hottest piece he ever got?

Slidell: No

She was just the only piece he'd gotten

Me: Damn

ha ha ha

Slidell: Spader was hot

too

and he was all about intellectual love too

She wanted to learn

common bond of curiosity

etc

Me: Spader is still insanely hot

Slidell: Eww

Me: Hammond is pissed

Me: The other thing is that Daniel didn't seem to notice that Hammond was not West

Slidell: Daniel was always oblivious to the now

Which is hilarious because a lot of history ppl are like that

Me: So glad he started to take antihistamines

Slidell: HAHA, me too

Jack's trying to get Daniel drunk

huh

Daniel so easily drunk

Me: yeah

Slidell: there's another beer on the mantel btw

Me: “gate lag”

Slidell: that would be a bitch

Me: OK, here is the scene when you KNEW it was on cable television

Slidell: boobies

and not just the man kind

They don't show the blond's though

Me: because some how the man kind is so much better.... I don't get it

women are supposed to have breasts

Slidell: There are so many man boobs!

This grosses me out

I know its a show

but the snake in his head gets turned on

ewwww

Me: Yeah.... not the best acting on the chic's part

Slidell: Which chick?

Lol

Me: The one that looks like she is having an orgasm when it comes out

Slidell: how about the oh, muh belly feels so good

Yep that is nasty

What the hell did she eat?!

Me: giggle

Slidell: Another one bites the dust

Those skull caps were annoying as well

Also glad those went away

Me: True

So glad they dropped the dress uniform too

Slidell: ditto

Me: In that scene where Jack bolts from the table before Hammond dismisses them

Slidell: hehehe, Jack not listening to orders

who knew

Me: just sets the tine for what/how Jack is

Slidell: Yeah but you better listen to him

Me: giggle

FRED

Slidell: OMG the acronyms on this show

I do like them being so ungraceful though

Me: Glad that stopped too

Do you really? I freakin' hated it

Slidell: No, I mean seeing it now

Me: Gotcha

Slidell: a flashback like

Hey look...that planet looks like Canada!

Me: there is this huge nostalgia factor in watching this again.

Slidell: There is!

I hated those helmets

The dirty look Sam gave Kawalsky

priceless

Booobs!

Me: Loved how Sam just proved herself again. She had to do that a lot in these first couple.

Slidell: Boobs

Me: Showtime!

Slidell: It must be cold in there

and apparently they ran out of wax with all of those frozen gate scenes

Me: lol

Slidell: glad they made it more family...ish

Me: Teal'c has had it

Slidell: her screams freaked me out

Me: Daniel looks all freaked out

Slidell: They don't speak English!

Wtf!

Me: Oh the English....

Chulack....

oh Chulack.....

Slidell: How did it go from mansions to huts?

Me: Didn't Apophis go crazy and destroy everything because Teal'c left?

Slidell: He did get pissed

but I was partially referring to in general

Me: It happens. I am sure

I always thought it was amazing that a watch is what did it

a digital watch

Slidell:  hahahahha

Me:  I forgot that

Apophis being the God of the night

Slidell:  yep

and Ra day

enemies

oh her hat

Me:  lol

That had to be hard for Daniel though

Slidell: Sad face

Me: And then for Jack too.... with Charlie 2.0

I mean Skar'ra

Slidell: Sad face

who eventually is ok...ish

Me: ish

Over a DIGITAL WATCH

W

T

F

??

"I have no where to go"

Ok

Teal'c called it a Stargate

instead of a Chapp'i

Oops

Slidell: alas

he speaks english too

Me: Everyone speaks English

for cryin' out loud

Slidell: fcol

{Mada Note: FCOL= For Cryin' Out Loud}

oh yeah, Egyptian so easily evolves..not

Me: LOL

Slidell: Bantu expansion would be so disappointed

They stole movie clips of gliders btw

Me: That way it could stay in budget

Slidell: She tripped going up the platform

Sha're

Me:  Missed that

Slidell:  Poor Jack

Me:  poor Jack is right

Slidell: I hated this guy

Sparky

Me:  And this is where Hammond was right for the job

“in a minute Major”

Slidell: Major pain in the ass

He was "Pusher" in the X Files which added to my hatred for him

Me: lol

Slidell: Geez Daniel

lmao

Me: You know right? But you would think that Daniel and Jack and SAM would have it (Earth's gate address) memorized

Slidell: It's so funny to hear them call Sam “Captain”

and yeah for real

WALTER

with HAIR

I've seen him in person, he is sooooooo TINY

Me: MAN that Iris opened FAST

yeah? Is he?

Slidell: He's a pocket airman

you can put him in your purse

Me: snort

Love the caveman throwing rocks

Slidell: I love the caveman all throwing rocks

Me: he is my fav

Slidell: We did it again

Me: I wondered hwo long it would take us

Slidell: Longer than usual

Don't hurt Teal'c!

maybe Teal'c is my fav

Me: Sam repeated herself A TON in this

Slidell: for serious

Me: I heart Teal'c

He can at least keep his baggage to himself

Slidell: gotta love him for that

Me: no joke

LOL

Slidell: poor Kawalsky

they shouldn't have done him in

not that soon

Me: I HATED Kawalsky

Slidell: hahahahahahahahh team shot

I liked the original one from the movie

Feretti too

Me: Skar'ra = Charlie 2.0

Slidell: yes yes

I love the ending

Me: glow....

Slidell: glow

STOP IT

Me: Made you want to watch the next week

so are we doing this again tomorrow?

Slidell: it did

sure

Me: The Enemy Within

Slidell: OK guys, see ya'll next time for The Enemy Within