Cold Lazarus

Mada: count us down

 Slidell: 3

  2

  play

  Nice shades Teal'c

 Mada: Uber sad episode but so necessary

 Slidell: Truly so

  truly

 I will mention at this point that this scene was filmed in a sulfur mine

  They cgi worked the sky

  But that is where the yellow comes from

  Bet that smelled woooonderful

 Mada: I was just going to say

So phallic

 Slidell: Only you

  lol

 Mada: Um... so? LMAO

 Slidell: oh yeah

  total

  lol

Mada: So had a convo with Banana today about how Beauty and the Beast is so Jack and Sam. And she said, And Gaston is Jack's past. And he is finally able to kill it, and be in love with Belle. Like Jack and Sam are SO MARRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD.

{Mada's Note: Banana is my 8 year old daughter}

Slidell: wow, your child is tooooo advanced

 Mada: She's too smart for my own good

Slidell: Well that's not Jack

 Mada: So Jack NOT sitting at the table isn't a sign? Seriously?

 Slidell: He's got hemorrhoids?

 Mada:The locker next to Jack's was Feretti's

 Slidell: awwwwww

 Mada: Just sayin'

 Slidell: Feretti just disappears

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: I see no mullet flashbacks

  awww, Charlie :(

So um....unisex locker rooms

 Mada: Crap! I spelled Sarah wrong

 Slidell: haha

  it happens

  there are two different ways

 Mada: I know

  but still

 Slidell: I'm trying to justify your mistake

 Mada: Boy and girl

Screrwed that up too.

Slidell: hahaha

 Mada: Man... my fan fic is FULL of mistakes

  :(

 Slidell: So much for full disclosure

(mistakes happen, shake it off)

  And she sure wasn't rushing Daniel out

 Mada: HA HA HA

 Slidell: Poor Teal'c being neglected

Mada: THAT is where the Daniel/Sam shippers get it

Slidell: hahaha

 Mada: I always wondered

 Slidell: now you know

 Mada: Daniel was so....

 Slidell: yeah, that's phallic

 Mada: I got that part right at least

 Slidell: lol

Jack is sooo closed off at the beginning, I so forgot that

  I mean I knew, but not just HOW much

 Mada: I forget that Daniel was all

  like

  this religion this, that symbolizes that

  annoying

 Slidell: He is like me

 Mada: He becomes so much cooler

 Slidell: only less cool

  he does become cooler

 Mada: Whoot!

 Slidell: lol

  and now fixing a car...

Sarah fixes cars, Sam fixes bikes

 Mada: Jack has a thing about being able to take care of their own stuff

LOL

 Slidell: lmfao

she would have known how messed up he was

 Mada: Yeah

  I think that is why she gave him that pass

 Slidell: I mean, that is beyond PTSD

Mada: instead of kicking him in the nuts

 Slidell: yeah...

 Mada: That is why her dad gave him that pass

 Slidell: Maybe

  Teal'c found a tv

 Mada: Her dad must have liked him

 Slidell: idk

  he felt sorry for him at least

 Mada: liked him enough

  at least

Slidell: poor Teal'c

 Mada: How else will you get culture

tv

 Slidell: Pop culture

 Mada: so

 Slidell: totally skewed and bias

 Mada: but still you kwim

Slidell: aww, sad flashbacks

 Mada: Very sad

  but this isn't JACK

 Slidell: nope

 Mada: some alien

 Slidell: a phallic blue one

 Mada: HA HA HA

Slidell: he gonna kill him

  insert country music "here"

  aww, planets in the background

  did you see?

 Mada: She's still not over you yet

Slidell: She doesn't look like the original wife

  Oh no, the picture of Charlie you always see came in on the day he died

  that is sooo sad

 Mada: My heart skipped a beat

 Slidell: :(

 Mada: Uber sad

Slidell: I love this part though

  "oh yeah"

  "absolutely"

 Mada: LOL

  Building a great friendship

 Slidell: :)

  lets blow somethin up!

Mada: That's Sam's answer to everything

  crystals

  suns

 Slidell: magnets

  oh wait, that's Jack

 Mada: LOL

Slidell: He is really creepy in this episode

  like, really

 Mada: because it's not Jack

 Slidell: like, the creepy dude next door creepy

  No like, RDA is freakin' me out

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: as in, don't make eye contact you freaky old man

  She calls her dad "mike"

lol

 Mada: ha ha ha I WAS just Typing that

  Daniel called her Captain

 Slidell: Sam thinks Daniel lost it lol

  yay

  but not Sam yet

  the bffs aren't there yet

 Mada: Holy Hannah!

 Slidell: Holy Hannah!

  You suck

 Mada: Oh yeah

  that damn It's trying to communicate with us

  ugh!

 I like Daniel after he grows some

  and becomes cool

  and it's..... Jack!

  Whoot!

Seriously, they couldn't tell that the alien wasn't Jack. Seriously?

  I wonder if this helped heal them.

Slidell: She had forgotten who he was

 Mada: Jack LOVED her

 Slidell: i guess

  yep

  losing a child :(

 Mada: I can only imagine that pain

Slidell: I don't want to

 Mada: So do you think this helped heal them?

 Slidell: that's a wound that won't ever heal

 Mada: HELPED

Slidell: but as far as getting past what was between them yes

 Mada: JANET!

 Slidell: I think I would have been twenty gazillion times more freaked out about that lightning crap

  and yay Janet

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: hehe

Mada: LOL

 Slidell: creepy crystal

Mada: yea Daniel

 Slidell: This is like the mean nightmare crystals from Atlantis

 Mada: mass grave

  LOL

 Slidell: Dun dun dun

 Mada: Jack is fraked the hell right out

 Slidell: yep

Hey look at that patch!!!

Mada: DUH Sam! What the hell did the crystal say?

 Slidell: "bye sam"

  Having a patch like that would be awesome

 Mada: Yes yes it would

 Slidell: Teal'c is all like, it's not safe to go out without this

 Mada: Damn that was quick

 Slidell: ?

Mada: "I have seen your world. I will need it."

 Slidell: yep

 Mada: The police checking in on Sara

 Slidell: hey look, someone wore socks on the carpet

 Mada: ha ha ha

Slidell: That's supposed to be Chicago or what?

She just lost her shiz

 Mada: H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P

 Slidell: Daniel called him "colonel"

  wow does this show grow

Mada: Yep

 Slidell: Disco Jack

 Mada: Jack so loved her

  sniff

 are those suits supposed to help with nuclear energy

  ?

 Slidell: oh lordy

  idk

  supposed to look like they are trying to be safe i guess

 Mada: LOL
He warned ya

  not his fault that you ended up in a wall

 Slidell: Nice!

 Mada: Nothing like putting it all out there huh Alien Jack

 Slidell: OMG he turns into the kid

  I forgot this

  that is sooooo sad!

 Mada: I didn't

so uber sad

  Jack needed this

  and the team needed to see this

  happy music

Just shut the hell up and let me have this moment Jack

 Slidell: :(

 Mada: Uber sad

  He LOVED her

  I mean LOVED her

  sniff

Slidell: I got that

  sooooo sad

 Mada: SO So So sad

Slidell: And I will never watch this one ever again

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: NOX TIME!!!!

 Mada: OK