Showing posts with label Season One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Season One. Show all posts

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Recap of all the awesome goodness of Season One

Slidell: so tonight's discussion is about the first season of SG1
(I just had a butterfinger milkshake)
Mada: BITCH
LOL
oh well
lol
ok yes
First season SG1
:D
Slidell: slurp slurp
nom nom
Mada: pout
Slidell: so good
so
Mada: you're mean
Slidell: on to season 1
(tee hee)
Mada: yes yes
SG1
Slidell: Over all major plot that has been established
Mada: that Apophis is a jerk
Kinsey is a douch
e
Slidell: No that is characters lol
To start off we need to establish what we know as an arch
SG1 and other SG teams have been composed to
explore the numerous planets that have been discovered on cartouches on Abydos
The lead team is made up of two original travelers, a jaffa that rebeled, and Sam Carter
We saw many stand alone episodes, but we still had to deal with the major arch, or battle with Apophis
Apophis took the major position of power with Jack and Daniel destoryed Ra a year ago
now Apophis has taken Daniel's wife, Share and her brother and close friend to Jack, Skarra
Mada: yes yes
Slidell: Finally tired of them, Apophis has mounted an attack on Earth to put a stop to all medeling
Now then...
Major Characters that have been established include:
Jack O'Neill"
Daniel Jackson"
Samantha Carter:
Teal'c
Hammond"
Kawalksy: Deceased
Samuels/Sparky:
Kinsey:
Apophis
Shakel: Deceased
Share: Host
Skaara: Host
(ROughly Amunet and Klorel)
Anyone else?
Bratac
Anyone else?
Mada: Not that I can think of
Ryac?
Slidell: How about alien races?
yes and Dreyauc
Now list the Alien races
(Katherine and Ernest!)
Mada: Aliens
Nox
Tolans
...
Slidell: Goauld
Jaffa
humans
We also know that there are four alien races of major power that we saw from Torment
Now then...
major character/show developments
Go
Mada: Apophis is an ass
Kinsey is a douche
:D
And we forgot Maybourne
Slidell: Very good catch!
Yes we have seen politics are beginning to get into the Stargate Program
and cause probs
Mada: boo Problems
Um...
I don't know what you want from me
headdesk
Slidell: it is your turn to take over!
you wanted a recap lol
Mada: OK
we have met a few more baddies besides Apophis
Nirti and Hathor
and Hathor really likes Jack and Daniel
waggle waggle
um...
Slidell: Oh we left out Hathor
damn
lol
we have estb that Daniel has a way with the ladies
and thus far has died twice
Mada: Are you counting the Movie?
Slidell: it happened
deal with it
Mada: I asked a simple question
no reason to get all snippy Lady
Slidell: :o
:O
:::::::0
Mada: LOL
We found out some back stories for everyone
Sam has a brother and a neice and nephew
teal'c has a wife and a son
Jack's son killed himself with Jack's gun.
Slidell: :(
he still loved his wife
Mada: Yes, Sara
Slidell: her dad was awesome
Mada: yes
Slidell: relationships......
Mada: Um... not all aliens are bad guys
Slidell: true
um...jack and daniel are kinda like bffs
Mada: Relationships?
Slidell: hammond is very protective
Teal'c is still secretive
but they are bonding with him
um....
Jack and Sam trust each other now
so I'd say good team bonding
Mada: Yes
Second gate on Earth
!
Slidell: VERY important
Mada: Sam is becoming more and more confident
Jack is trusting her more
Hammond is trusting them more
Um....
Overall Sam was rockin' the hair
Slidell: until now
Mada: in this season
Slidell: the trust I mean
they did just run off
lol
Mada: Yeah but he just shook his head
LOL
There were some awesome quotes in this season
"I am not Lucy"
"Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?"
"Godspeed"
Slidell: "It's my sidearm, I swear."
"For crying out loud."
Mada: "The very young do not always do as they are told."
"Crown of Marble"
Slidell: Oz
Oz
Oz
Simpsons were in there too
Mada: "I will treasure every day because of you."
"I have always had a soft spot for the lunatic fringe"
Ok
OZ
There were 5 OZ references
one of them being the title to an episode
:) See I did my homework
LOL
Slidell: nice
very proud
Mada: You want the episode names too?
LOL
Well ladies and gentlemen
that is the recap
Slidell: you know it now????
is that it?
lmao
Mada: YES
:D
Slidell: i think it was a good recap
Mada: Me too
they will get better once the seasons get better
LOL

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Politics and Within the Serpent's Grasp

Slidell: OMG only 2 eps left!
Mada: I know!
I'm paused
LOL
Slidell: me too
here
we
go
3
2
1
Play
Mada: :D
Slidell: Burn work
Oh Daniel, you have yet to get buff
enough
Mada: OZ
Slidell: Oz reference!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mada: ref
Slidell: damn
Mada: Ha!
Beat you to it
Slidell: oh oh
wait
"excuse me?"
"What?"
 Mada: LOL
 Slidell: hahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha
I LOVE THAT PART
Mada: It's great
Slidell: "It's against regulations"
Lt. Col. Asshole
Mada: "I'm talking Physics SIR"
Slidell: makes it sound so naughty
Mada: ha hah a
Slidell: They have the night shift
and Samuels is a dick
go figure
a guy with greased back hair
and he's a dick
who knew
Mada: Sparky
ha ha ha
Slidell: I just don't get that
I go straight to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Mada: its just a dig
Slidell: ah
k
I'm in Pineapple's infant shots
Mada: Kinsey....
Slidell: Douchey?
Mada: wait... what?
Slidell: huh?
Mada: Pineapple's infant shots?
Slidell: yes
I think I'm going to draw one
and perhaps you know
send it to you for your b day
Mada: awww
Slidell: just a thought
Mada: {{{HUGGLES}}}
Slidell: hahahaha
well one of them was just so cute
and black and white is so much easier for me
Kinsey
ick
and the creepy secretary chick
He's gonna shoot you Kinsey
I hate politicians
Mada: LOL
Love the Teal'c scowl
Slidell: Nice
"Illness robbed me"
my ass
Mada: ha!
Slidell: you ran to Canada like a little bitch!!!!!!!!
I mean....
whistles
Mada: shaking head
Slidell: :D
You love me
Mada: I do
Slidell: haha
Mada: Sparky!
Slidell: hahahahhaahaa
I never realized how funny this episode is past the first lil part
It could just be the awesome company\
Mada: Daniel isn't wearing glasses
Slidell: He was all distraught and stuff
and nice catch
Mada: FCOL
Slidell: Why is Jack at the head of the table
and not Hammond
Mada: IDK
Slidell: Somebody shoot that bastard
Mada: maybe because he is the leader of the flagship team? That he "knows" what is going on....
oh hell
Pandora
Slidell: I guess
Mada: PANDORA!
Slidell: Yes I know
Pandora's Box
Mada: Ha! That is awesome!
Slidell: They should have used that
for an episode
or even a movie
perhaps a book...
Maybe I should
Oh wait!
Hey kids!
Check it out!
"My Name is Katie Jackson"
A wonderful little diddle
;)
And now they don't have to go and look
Slidell: excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahahaah
7 billion? Hell, times have a changed.
The Cold War is debatable as to whether it is over or not
Mada: True
Slidell: Independence Day joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Upload a virus into the "mother ship"
Mada: Yeah
Slidell: You know why that is funny?
Mada: Took me a min
Slidell: Kawalsky was in that movie
Mada: HA!
Slidell: Acavone was so totally one of the gaurds of area 51
omg my brain is just full of shit
Mada: LOL
Slidell: oh commercials
bleh
no it isn't relevant to me
Mada: I have 2 again
Slidell: i don't eat freezer shit
back on
i will pause
Mada: 2nd one
sea turtles
sniff
Slidell: just say when................
Latched himself a couple of sea turtles
what did he use for rope?
Mada: on
Slidell: human hair.....from my back
k
Just made a Pirates joke
lol
killed us once
so far
haha
Shack!
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: HE'S DEAD
dang cap lock
This was a cool scene
but they drew it out on this
they never put shields around armies
OH look, a shot from the movie!!!!!!!!!!
Mada: Yes
ha ha ha
Slidell: The music in the movie was great
Nirti will be back
Mada: The music for the show isn't too shabby either
I wish I could find Jack and Sam's theme
:(
run like the bitches you are
LOL
Slidell: You
are
amazing
and we will find it somewhere
Mada: Eh... its just you rubbing off on me
Slidell: yeah well, you are a good learner
;)
Mada: Had a good teacher
Slidell: bwa ah ha
If only this teacher could get a job
hahaha
Mada: You will
Slidell: The crystal ppl
they see like I do when i'm tipsy
Mada: LOL
Slidell: not playing lol
Mada: That's just sad
Slidell: tipsy may not be accurate
ass backwards and toe up may be more near to the truth
Mada: "What is right can not be measured by strength"
awesome quote
Slidell: Oh Teal'c, kick his asssssss
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: and yes, very nice
Mada: Speaking of
Slidell: Oh yeah, cus wearing a pin of the USA flag makes you a good American
Mada: did you see my quotes?
Slidell: .....
no
lol
i saw you put the joke with solitutudes
freakin' commercial
Mada: "I'm going to kick you in the nuts" ~ Jellty
Slidell: NICE
wait
your boy said that?!
hahahahahahaha
Mada: Oh yeah
it was the phrase of last summer
Slidell: That makes it even better
Mada: I scrapbooked it
LOL
Slidell: I like to say something along the lines of... "I'm going to crush your man giblets"
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: I say man giblets
i do
I also say "man panties"
Mada: that doesn't surprise me
Slidell: and Man Boobs
Mada: oh Man Boobs is a given
LOL
Slidell: Man Panties gets teens to pull up their baggy ass pants!
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: Student, I see your man panties and they are the same ones you were flashing yesterday
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: omg
this guy
is a
Mada: Sparky!
Slidell: douche
Sparky looks cuddly compared to douche master Kins
Mada: You always need a bad guy
Slidell: bad guys yes
but when they are douche bags too
Mada: Which is one of my FAVORITE episodes BTW
Slidell: Frasier!
Mada: LOL
Slidell: Bad Guys
Mada: Pocket size dr
Slidell: I can see that
You can put her in your purse and take her with you
Mada: Exactl;y!
Slidell: I'm so pissed at True Blood
Mada: huh?
Slidell: Oh Sookie is all that is saving it right now
oh soorrrrry
that just slipped rt out
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: Hate to tell you RDA but no shot works THAT fast
close to it
Mada: I told Chef one more episode
Slidell: but not really
what did chef say?
Mada: and then I'm DONE with it
He still likes it
Slidell: there's sex
he has man giblets
Mada: You know what is getting right the hell on my nerve
Slidell: perhaps there is a connection
Mada: perhaps
Slidell: I'm pissed that they aren't going to have Elvis!
and what is upsettin you love?
Mada: I'm pissed at those damn BK commercials
Jacob isn't a werewolf
he's a shape shifter
and if I know that....
sheesh
Slidell: .................................
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mada: That was a funky ass place to put in a commercial
Slidell: and a short one too
wtf
Target?
Mada: Nestle
I yelled at the TV the first time I saw it
Slidell: pfft
ha
Mada: and Chef was like
Slidell: ha
hahahahahaha
Mada: I know Hun, and I was like
....
oh wait
OLD Jack
Mada: And rockin' Sam hair
Slidell: you and the hair
hahahahaahaha
still not my fav
Mada: LOL
That was horrible
shaking head
I love Sam hair
Gah! I am such a fangirl
Slidell: lol
did you ever see that vid?
it is horrible!
Mada: Oh... there are hair styles I hate
it IS!
Slidell: Daniel is proud
oh no he didn't
DOUCHE NOZZLE
such a dick
ass wipe
wanker
prick
Mada: Sparky!
Slidell: cock master
pube sucking
shit sniffing
Mada: Kinsey does have a point
why now
Slidell: that yes
but the rest makes him a dick
tool
wanker
prick
man giblet
Kinsey just did a dork laugh
fuedal
Mada: Nor do I Senator!
Daniel is wearing glasses now
Slidell: I would like a feudal society to rule
wait
what
where
how
Mada: yea
Slidell: bureaucratic bull
Go Teal'c
Mada: Oh jeez Kinsey
rolls eyes
Pandora's Box?
:D
Slidell: I'm trying not to laugh
i snuck boo kitty back here
Mada: "The good senator is an ass"
Slidell: and she is being bad
Mada: Boo Kitty shouldnt be back there
?
Slidell: she has no spincter control
so think about it
"to be continued"
shall we? mwu ha ha
Mada: sure
LOL
Let's rock this
Slidell: loadin
She is eyeing my bed
not gonna happen
oh lord she's in my clothes hamper
gah
Mada: ha hah a