The Serpent's Lair

Slidell: Hello lady

Mada: hey

Slidell: I'm paused btw

Mada: me too

count it

Slidell: in

3

2

1

welcome to season 2

Play

Mada: lion?

Slidell: Hammond

I have no lion

I have "previously"

Mada: I had the MGM lion

LOL

Slidell: huh

lame

lol

I love you hugs

Oh season 2!

Mada: Thanks sweets!

Slidell: I thought it might help ;()

Mada: I love you too

Slidell: :D

I'm reading IRS laws while we watch

bleh

Mada: why?

Slidell: now I have to find my SS card

Oh, woops forgot

I have orientation for Sub work monday

they are going to put me on the employment list automatically even though i'm not working yet

"Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it."

dun dun dun...the shadows

shit

Mada: oh

Slidell: I need a void check too

Mada: that is a good thing right?

Slidell: oh yeah

but i \HATE paper work

"JUST A MINUTE!!!"

lmao

Jack humor really starting to show

Mada: It is

"bad day" and all

Slidell: and a new weapon!

that hurts my ittle ears

Mada: sorry

LOL

Slidell: you weren't the jaffa

....

Delores was

Mada: Delores is a pain in the ass, and if she doesn't knock it off she is going to be jaffaing her way to my mothers

Ha ha ha Jack damn near molested Teal'c

Slidell: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bite him Carter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: Sam bit him

Slidell: He likes it

;)

Oh Daniel, stop BITCHING

Mada: "I like your attitude"

That becomes a line too

Slidell: haha

Mada: "worse situations than this"

Slidell: Daniel, shut the hell up

sorry daniel as a whiny little bitch just not a turn on

Mada: Sparky!

Slidell: that gold outfit has GOT to go

Mada: Braytac!

Rings!

Sparky!

Slidell: U

R

TRIPPIN

Mada: drinkin'

lol

that was kinda cool

Slidell: haha

haha

hahaha

what a prick

Pusher

i hate you

Oh, hell no

he so did not

"It's not up to you"

bitch slap him Hammond!

Mada: Daniel is wearing glasses

"old friend"

"great warrior"

"my friends"

"false gods"

Enough Human!"7"

Slidell: I love bratac

he gets soft eventually though

Mada: No joke

That is a funky place to put in a commercial

Slidell: It is ascary one too

about where your cell phone is in a crash

....between my legs...tee hee

Mada: another commcerial

:(

k

Walter!

go get 'em Hammond

Slidell: why do i have to sing "single" allllll the effing time?

why not check, "pathetic"

or "uninterested"

Mada: choosey

Slidell: I like that one

Mada: or picky

Slidell: "shuttles"

best line

skaara baddy

"let us burn their world to ashes!"

Teal'c makes four

Mada: LOL

"human!"

I love it when he says that

Slidell: Chinese crested!

Mada: LOL

:D

Delores! ha ha ha

Slidell: jaffa kree

Hey sparky, you are about to learn what an "epic fail" looks like

why

was Ellen

on the screen

at such a random time?

these commercials are in the smack middle of stuff

that's what's been missing!!!!!

the constant fire of Zats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: LOL

Yeah they are placing them at random places

Slidell: Apophis, i have a question for you.

How did he become "your" son.

Afterall, someone else choose him

chose

and someone else took, him

so

yeah

Mada: LOL

Slidell: Here comes Bratac the baddass

cloak snap!

haha

coward

Mada: ha! hammond told you Sparky!

Slidell: yeah buddy

i

die

free

Oh no

here it comes

the most idiotic

and rediculous

and stupid thing

Daniel

Mada: no joke

Slidell: EVER did

wtf

no wonder you got hit dumbass

geesh

Jack is all, not again

Mada: Yep he is

Slidell: bromance

Mada: Damn it

What difference does it make

It's Cover your six

sjaking head

Slidell: he

he

heheheheheheheh

that is for someone else

haha

Mada: Korel is all like

Slidell: Daddy is mad at you

Mada: I'm going to give you the hand

Slidell: "no daddy i don't want a spanking!"

Mada: wait no I'm not

Slidell: haha

hahahahahahahaha

Jack is finally tired of bratac

haha

boom

Mada: Commercial?

Ugh

Weirdest places

I mean I know that it was on Showtime and all

Slidell: seriously

Mada: but there are places to place commercials

Slidell: well, they still had pauses

and sydication

etc

that cloak has got to get in the way

they left Daniel behind :(

Mada: yeah

But you know

Daniel dies all the time

shrug

HUMAN

Still cracks me up

Slidell: kinda funny

gotta admit

ok Daniel

get busy

"punch it"

Mada: 26

25

24

23

22

21

Slidell: their little fly-back-in-the-seat thing is a trip

Mada: 14

13

12

Slidell: yeah

not gonna be timed right

just fyi

lmao

Mada: yeah well

Slidell: a huge fireball in th enight's sky!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: Oh! I thought that was mars

Slidell: bwahahahaha

Jack is all, shut up Carter

Mada: She's so pretty there

Count ONE for saving Earth

Slidell: oh no

the count has started

oh the chest pump

Mada: lol

Slidell: "or not!"

it's a SHUTTLE

Look close

you can see Daniel

"hammond of Texas"

hahahahahaahahahahahah

Daniel is behind Hammond

I remember seeing him

there

Mada: ok

Slidell: he's in the very back

right here

when bra leaves

haha there he was!!!!!

Mada: "Your Warriors serve you well"

Slidell: by the sliding door

hot damn

that look on Jack

so cheesey

Mada: So cute

Slidell: hahahaahahahahaah

pfft

"space monkey"

BROMANCE

all the hugs now

jack an ddaniel

oh there go jack and sam

where is tealc?

no tealc love?

lame

Yay, season two has begun!

and next is one of my fav of ALL TIME

In the Line of Duty next time guys!

Mada: OOOO

That's a good one

Slidell: My fav possibly

Mada: even though they drag it out

Slidell: not really

it's "Drama"

hahahahaah

Mada: LOL

You could call it that

ha ha ha

Slidell: i just did!

Mada: So tomorrow Slidell will be chatting up a storm and I will just be adding little tid bits

:D

Slidell: actually prob the opposite

i will get engrosed

Mada: Ok

Slidell: yes ma'am

Mada: I will be chatting up the episode and Slidell will be adding little tid bits

LOL

Slidell: haha

nice