Need

Mada: count

Slidell: 3

2

1

play

Mada: rawr

Slidell: Oh Daniel gets a girl

again

we need to start counting these too

Mada: sure

So this is how many?

LOL

Slidell: share

caveman chick

this chick

Mada: Hathor?

Slidell: umm....

ewww but yes

Mada: LOL

so 4 now

Slidell: haha he does NOT listen

Mada: no joke

I wuv you

That is what she was thinking

Slidell: hahahahaa

It's like when Bella met Edward

all emo

that cloak was badass

Mada: gah!

Slidell: i need one

hahahahahaha

EMO

Mada: Did you look at that website I sent you?

Slidell: omg

yes

what happened to plain old

fml

Mada: ha ha ha ha

Slidell: seriously

Jack talking about his knees

also something that will come up again

Mada: I like MLIA actually

Slidell: hahaha

Daniel looks like someone pulled over for a DUI

Mada: maw ha ha

Slidell: ewww

creepy

no touchy

Mada: Jack is like I want to cut off your hands

touch her again and I will kill you

Slidell: haha

he wants to cut something off of daniel more

Mada: lol

Slidell: oh Sam and the tingly goauld thing

those bangs look awful

must be prison

Mada: Season 2 hair sucks

Slidell: i know a season that sucks worse though

Mada: 4

!!!

Slidell: haha

that short short

no no no

Mada: Her hair was absoultly HORRID in 4

5?

She rocked the dyke look

Besides

she had to take it super super short

Jack likes me=long hair

Jack doesn't like me=short hair

and you are awesome

LOL

Once again

LOL

Slidell: season 4

is great

the dyke look

bwa ha ha

i prefer....butch

lmao

Mada: LOL

Slidell: btw

before this starts

Daniel did NOT die

he just got toe up

Mada: He's alive would would be the first clue that he didn't die

LMAO

Slidell: shut up

just

zip

Mada: snort

Slidell: neeeeehhhhh

oh

wow

those robes

wow

her outfits were either crazy or great

i can't decide

either way though

the crown

w

t

f

Mada: ha ha ha

Now I know why he isn't wearing glasses

Slidell: and Shyla???

Mada: he just came out of the box

Slidell: sounds like a tramp

wooooow

Mada: ha ha ha

Slidell: he needed them

but he runs out of needing them

and like i said

she has a tramp name

i like it

Mada: she does

Slidell: it's like the alien version of Mysty

Misty

Mada: Misti

with an i

Tiffani

Slidell: well those are the only two ways i've seen it spelled

Mada: with an i

Slidell: now there are threee

random ass commercial

Mada: Mistee

Slidell: that is uber slutty

Mada: Mystee

Slidell: to all our mistee's out there i or y

you rock

Mada: snort

tee hee "I'm a fool aren't I?"

ya think

Slidell: yeah

for real

Daniel

just

break the lens out

Mada: Daniel is all like

Slidell: it is a gonner

Mada: oops

Slidell: seriously though

the lens

it has to go

get a patch

go pirate

but damn

Mada: LMAO

surprising difficult to kill you?

Slidell: yeah

Mada: Really?

Slidell: lol

or not

keep dead is prob closer

"you get dinner????"

"You get dinner????"

hahahahahahhahahahaahahah

Sam is so pathetic with that

pooor sam

Mada: lol

Slidell: and Jack looks at her like

wtf

lol

Mada: She's hungry

She doesn't get that time thing

and the Teal'c scowl continues to rock

Slidell: lol

ah

oh

eeee

ick

wow

no

bafd

bad

ugly

yack

ick

ewwwww

Mada: lol

Slidell: that crown

blehhhhhh

because her dad is a freakin crazy old coot

Mada: Like come on Daniel get with the program

Slidell: seriously

the girl

is

horny

tap that and get the hell out

Mada: No joke

You don't want me, so you must be ill

Slidell: let me give you some alien opiate

Mada: manipulative

space

hussy

I would be all like

get me the hell out of here

Slidell: ep two

i'm still commercialling

damn commercials

Mada: I don't care if I could lose those the last 50+ pounds

Slidell: hehe

hahahaha

Mada: ok

well

Slidell: back

Mada: maybe then

Slidell: lol

wow

nice transmission

Teal'c is workin it

work it tealc

Daniel looks

pissy

Mada: He's all tweeking

Like smoking pot with your dealer

trust and all

not that I would know

whistles

Daniel we call that LSD

Slidell: i would call that

the pineapple express episode

never smoke with your dealer

Mada: LOL

Slidell: fruit roll ups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: JACK!

Slidell: btw, Daniel is reminding me of my college minister right now

and that kinda

Mada: HA HA HA

Slidell: explains a lot

Mada: SNORT

hE'S LIKE LIKE

come on!

Trust me!

Jesus

!

Gaw1

!

Slidell: hahahahahaha

he could just walk the hell out

he really could

i wanted to beat his ass

Mada: Again Daniel

Slidell: bitch slapage

Mada: we call that

L

S
D

Slidell: no

no

LSD is what the guy who cleaned our carpets in Louisiana was on

he told mama about the time he thought he could fly

and jumped out a plate glass window

Mada: It's not all like that

Slidell: without opening it

hahahhahahahhahahah

i don't wanna know

Mada: Not that I would know

Slidell: i like my story about the plate glass flyer

Mada: whistles

Slidell: mom was like

get the hell out

lol

Mada: Stealing his soul?

Slidell: Sorry at, this was a bit....

over done

Mada: Of I'm sorry that is heroin

"The Man that would be King"

Slidell: the kids at my school took prescription

Mada: Best

Li e

Ever

Slidell: my high school was all about perscriptions

mostly

and E

and I assume this will be a highly edited episode lol

yes

good line

Mada: Um

sure

LOL

LOL

Slidell: snort

Mada: ha ha

the dealer got him hooked

Slidell: please let me kick him in the nuts

hahahaha

Mada: lol

Slidell: i wanna kick him in the nuts

till they are peanut

butter

on crackers

Mada: NICE

dude is like Yu

Slidell: nods

minus the cool

Mada: yes

Well.... thankjs

Slidell: i

would

have

slapped him

hit him

kicked him

etc

Mada: Yea

Slidell: hahahah

Jack's rant

Mada: LOVE hammonds facce there

Slidell: YEP!

Mada: He's starting to withdrawl

ha ha ha

withdrawl is a bitch

um

not that I would know

whistles

Slidell: wow

lmao

Mada: Like Daniel's hair though

Slidell: ....why?

it's dirty

smells sweet

has cheesy puff dust in it

Mada: It's all wavy and stuff

Slidell: oh

that

Mada: BINGO

Addicts don't like the truth

Slidell: nope

wow

what

a dick

Mada: LOL

I love the final scene

Slidell: STOP KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: of this episode

Slidell: that was a total slashable scene there

just sayin

Mada: so.... telling

Slidell: eww

what/

Mada: LOL

Slidell: it was slashy!

ewww

Mada: the last scene of this episode

Slidell: i know

it was good

Mada: it was

Slidell: that one or the one before?

Mada: but ew

Slidell: with jack and Daniel?

and ewww

but the jack daniels one

or the one where she shoots the happy train

Mada: The one where Jack tells him he'll live

BTDT

Um

enraged Daniel

Slidell: hahahahahaha

hahahaha

sorry

Mada: this one

I think

Slidell: i can't help but laugh

sorrrry

Mada: no no

Slidell: and hyeah

Mada: maybe

IDK

Slidell: this is it

Mada: it's the last scene of this episode

yeah

Slidell: he finds him in the toilet paper

Mada: It is

Slidell: he tries to shoot jack

like that

Mada: bromance at the peak of perfection

Slidell: amen

Mada: "I know what it's like" "You can get through it"

Effing LOVE it

IDK why

Slidell: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mada: ....

Slidell: i agree

i mean

with the idk

Mada: I wasn't sure

LOL

:D

How could Jack say no to those baby blues

?

Slidell: lol

lol

lol

lol