Thor's Chariot

Mada: hey sleepy!
Slidell: I cannot believe i slept that long
Mada: My episode is brought to you by 5 hour energy
maw ha ha
Slidell: oh shiz
Mada: OMG that is funny!
Slidell: mine losed out
closed
freakin' loaddddd
Mada: lol
Slidell: Oh this is a good ep!!!!
Are you doing ok with the female quota being higher now?
5 hr energy for me too
i think it is trying to speak to me
Mada: lol
Slidell: also
two adds
WHY??????????????????????????
hands in the air cursing the injustice
Mada: Because hulu hates us
Slidell: We are the only ppl who know how to use it to our advantage
and so it punishes us for our knowledge
Mada: It does!
Slidell: nods harshly one time
Mada: Count!
Slidell: ok
3
kitty
2
mewo
meow
1
play!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhhh
the corridor
Mada: Not liking Sam's hair
seriously
Slidell: HAHA Daniel and Jack's faces
did you see that?
Mada: it's getting worse
Slidell: the faces??
it was so funny
and yeah
the hair is delving into the area of oh no
she did not
smack
Mada: Do you think they ever just wanted to know
Slidell: I wonder if that was the uranium marked box that they left in all of ONE episodes
Mada: WTH was that?
Slidell: ?
Mada: LOL
Slidell: haha
he said
ass
gard
Mada: Assgard
Damn it
"Mr. Possitive"
Slidell: snort
yeah
lol
Mada: So for a sig
Slidell: Did you like my pig cupcake!?
Mada: "I'm Mr. Possitive"
That was cute
Slidell: soooo yummy
a little heavy icing
but the cake
omg
sooooo good
sweet
moist
nommy
Garwin!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mada: And it's all your fault!
maw ha ah
Slidell: This is down right sad
yeah
it was their fault
i love how they always get away with stuff
lol
or "fix" it
Mada: I swear to GOD I am going to put this puppy in her crate
She is beiong MASSIVELY obnoxious
Slidell: wow
give her
booze
or
drug her
Mada: I think she got into the homebrew
Slidell: oh geez
that would make me happy
and sleepy
oh look
the stair well
i want a stair well like that
stairwel
l
gahhh
Mada: lol
Slidell: lol
it is your concern
they are there cus the hammer is broke
duh
Mada: We screwed up
Slidell: And i
was there
Mada: that's why
Slidell: THAT WAS GREAT
lol
And I
was there
hahaha
Mada: Yeah it was
Slidell: my fav line so far in this ep
perhaps quote worthy?
Mada: Just another reason for Kinsey to hate you all
Just sayin'
Slidell: heheheheehe
that
and he's a dick
Mada: And definatly
Banana is enfriging on my quiet no kids times
grr
Slidell: How???????
Mada: "Kids..."
Slidell: its one in the morning
Mada: She's still up
Slidell: I know rt! I love when jack is all Kids, campers etc
Mada: sitting next to me
Slidell: Banana!
BE GOOD
Sam would be good
so you must
Mada: lol
Slidell: You know
for some technological advancement
those horns just
yeah
Mada: Daddy is away I let her stay up ya know
Slidell: no
Mada: Yeah
Slidell: ah
i got ya
Mada: the horns
Slidell: where is mini jonas?
Mada: He is sleeping
he was up 'till 11:45 though
Slidell: wow
that is hard core at his age
you know what
i want an apple turnover
bad
Mada: I just ate this brownie
Slidell: I think they used that exact stump at least five times in this
Mada: fuge
Slidell: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
want
need
Mada: wipped cream thing
Slidell: Garwin rocks!
pull out that sword girl!
Mada: Yeah she does
She would have cut his head off
Slidell: yep!
Mada: run him through
Slidell: lol
aye avenge thee!
oh wait, that is pirate
How did Kendra get a familY?????????????????
she was all single and such
and now she has a family?
wtf
Mada: Oh that was last season
Slidell: ok
that was one yr
she did good
and then got freakin killed
Mada: Didn't say she wasn't dating
LOL
Slidell: i know rt
lmao
OH OH
Sam gets
Mada: giggle
Slidell: the power
Mada: I
WANT
I
NEED
Slidell: I WANT MORE
i wonder if i could make
this is so funny to me
idk why
i think cus Jack freaks out
Mada: She looks all disgusted
Slidell: don't shoot me!
I would be
I'd be all
ahhh
and then five seconds later i would be like
oh hot damn!
Mada: "FEEL MY POWAH"
Slidell: YEAH BABY!
boom
haha
watch where you're pointin that thing!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahha
It doesn't look like she wants to use it guys
just sayin
And she never does figure out how to use the healer really
Mada: Exactly
Not at all
Slidell: she got Cronus
Cronus was kinda healed
but
you know
Daniel
no
Mada: When exactly did Jolinar leave her system?
Slidell: hit me again tube sock!
Jolinar left when she
nevermind
Mada: <3 that commercial
Slidell: it is funny
Mada: nevermind?
Slidell: i was gonna make a goauld poo joke
but it was
no
Mada: yeah
no
dogs of Midgar
maw ha ha
Slidell: woof
Mada: No no
they are not shape shifters
Slidell: I am just staring at your last statement
wow
hater
Mada: What??
Slidell: I got your video too btw
Mada: I just WISH
I mean
Slidell: it was funny
Mada: WISH they would get it straight
KWIM?
Slidell: who?
what?
Mada: I thought it was hillarious
Slidell: huh?
Mada: Burger King
Slidell: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah
lol
Mada: LOL
Slidell: well
they suck so
whatev
lmao
I am not a BK fan
i will eat there
sometimes
very rare
I prefer Wendy's
Mada: And I swear to gawd Melissa's daughter asks me ONE
MORE
TIME
which "team" I'm on, I'm going to look her staright int he face and say
Victoria
HA!
I would rather Wendy's too
Slidell: Victoria died though.....so go with Team Volturi
Mada: but BK is only one street over
Slidell: I feeeeel that
Mada: LOL
Slidell: but it just tastes burn to me sometimes
Mada: Rock on
I should
Slidell: Nice pedigree
Mada: I... ugh
Slidell: YAy horus guards
Mada: yeah
Slidell: lmao
Mada: Oh crap!
Slidell: uh oh
a gold one
who could it beeeeee now
Mada: That's right we are watching Stargate
Slidell: huh?
lol
wow
nice earrings mr clean
sexy kinda
not
Mada: snort
Slidell: what the hell
Teal'c with the hand gun
wow
no
Mada: Not often
Slidell: what did he teach you about pain!??
nice line
Mada: Yes
Slidell: his eyes glow red!!!!!!!!!!
Red I tell you!
Mada: Teal'c looked confused
Slidell: wtf did he eat!!!!!!!!!!
kinda yeah
Mada: why did Teal'c look confused
Slidell: because someone farted?
idk
Mada: SNORT
Slidell: :D
Heru ur
Horus
same thing
they killed his daddy
Mada: Ra and hathor's Baby Boy
Slidell: they killed his daddy
they will in fact calm up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWA HA HA
Mada: You kniow
Slidell: he said kids again
lol
yes?
Mada: I never did think that line was so funny
Slidell: I like it because when you think about it
it makes no damn sense
not a damn bit
so it is funny
because of that
Mada: things will escilate
Slidell: escalator
i hate those things
someone got stuck in one at dragoncon
Mada: shut
up
Slidell: a little kid got his shoe or something i think
i was there
they hit the emergency button and some big dudes got him rifht out
right out
Mada: No I mean
Slidell: that's the other thing about Con
EVERYONE is friends
are
Mada: shut up youdon't like them
Slidell: no
i don't
not the getting off part
Mada: me either
Slidell: or the getting on
Mada: No joke
Slidell: i always feel like it is going to eat me or something
it is really lame
but
i'm scared of the damn things
Mada: ME EITHER
NO JOKE
Slidell: WOW
we are
AWESOME
Mada: yeah
Slidell: :D
Mada: lol
Slidell: poor sam
she has acne
yay! I'm like Sam!
Mada: me too
Slidell: :D
yay for female hormones
:D
nice beard
Mada: female hormones rock
Slidell: oh yeah if you say so
:D
oh that was what Daniel said btw
Mada: i know
Slidell: I'm so effing hungry
Mada: That is what you get for sleeping through dinner
Slidell: Aside from the piggie and the petite four.....all i had was soup salad breadsticks
olive garden nom nom
Mada: omg
I want Olive Garden
Slidell: It was yummy
Mada: I had Romen
Slidell: but there was no efffing gnochi in my gnochi soup!!!!!
i love romen
Mada: wh....
Slidell: looooove it
it was chicken gnochi
Mada: So does Quinn
Commercial 2
Slidell: guess we got the bottom
shit no
lemme pause
Mada: k
go
Slidell: i'm at 25:18
ok
i have a dumb question
may i ask it?
Mada: no dumb questions
only dumb answers
Slidell: cool
ok
so
why didn't they just straddle cross it?
Mada: on their bums?
Slidell: yeah
Mada: because it wasn't in the script
Slidell: whatev
i would have been across
easily
and alive
Sam's gasp
hahahahaaha
Mada: no digging her make up eithe
Slidell: NOT AT ALL
Mada: r
ha ha ha
losers
Slidell: for real
I salute you!
bwa ha ha
Mada: it's a puzzle
Slidell: a puzzle i would not have figured out
Mada: I would have
Slidell: I would be able to set the claymores and stuff though!!!!!!!!!!
leave me with the boom boom team
you would have???????/
omg you are so smart!
I never would have got that
Mada: Yeah I can see stuff like that
I have no idea what it means
but I can "see" it
KWIM?
Slidell: YES!
but the ruins and sstuff
not a chance
It was geometry though
so that makes sense
I was great GREAT at geometry and trig
I SUCK at algebra
mostly cus i hate it
Mada: :(
that sucks
Slidell: I HATE ALGEBRA
I had an a in it
"A"
but it sucked
i hated that class
Mada: Phillip used to be good at algerbra
Slidell: Algebra II i hated even more
Mada: but then the school runined him
Slidell: some schools do that :(
Mada: No joke
Slidell: sorry
:(
Mada: he told me how to do my college algebra
Slidell: DAMN
Mada: now he can't add in his head
Slidell: smart kid!
poor baby
Mada: he has to think about 6+7
Slidell: sometimes i can't either though
ok no
not like that
Mada: yeah
Slidell: where does he go to school???
i think it is that a hole teacher prob
Mada: That jerkwad didn't help matters
He gets to go to a new school though!
Slidell: well they teach us right off that the way we are with the kids can affect their learning
Mada: a better school
Slidell: that kids will often perform based on how they feel in class
kwim?
Mada: Yeah
That is one of the things I told the principal
that Phillip had taken more "sick" days than in any other year
Grr
It's ok
deep breath
Slidell: breathe
ok
see
had i know the numbers that he just said
i'd of known it was pi
Mada: There you go Sam
!
Slidell: i know crazy facts
sorry
lol
pi r squared
OH NO
it is THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mada: Thor
Slidell: commercial
Mada: Did his voice change?
Slidell: idk
the flanging is weird
it is still MS
Mada: is it? I was just going to ask that
OOOO
Slidell: yeah
Mada: I know something to ask you
Slidell: MS was a few of them
and Teryl Rothery was one too
Mada: Do we see Thior in Season 6
?
Thor I mean
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Slidell: um
hang on
Mada: LOL
Slidell: um season six....
um....
i wanna say yes
just to say it
Mada: HA!
Slidell: idk!
7 for sure
Mada: MS is such a bitch
Slidell: six idk
Mada: LOL
Slidell: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
bwahahahahhaah
Mada: That is not his voice
Thor's voice changed
Slidell: no that is MS
they used a different flanger
Mada: flanger?
Slidell: yeah
like "What's your favorite scary movie???"
Mada: What the heck is a flanger
Slidell: voice changer
Mada: oh
Slidell: Thor is like
you
stupid
ass holes
Mada: snort
Slidell: So much for worrying about Garwikn
Garwin
Mada: No joke
Slidell: hahaha
Jack blames Daniel
wtf
Mada: 20 to 1
"Nice Fella?"
Slidell: hahahaha
OMG
that was so CJ and not teal
c
Mada: No joke!
Slidell: shield yourself
he was like
Mada: Chapp'i!!!
Slidell: oh shit, we are late and the squib is gonna go!
oh hell no
i'd be like
bitch i'm taking you with me
Mada: I die free?
Slidell: no
bitch
Mada: LOL
Slidell: i'm taking you with me
you die a bitch
bitch
Mada: ha ha ha
Slidell: HAHHA i'd of hit Daniel harder than that
Mada: Uh oh
Slidell: thunder anyone?
Mada: dun dun dun
Slidell: RUN BITCHES!
Mada: this is a pretty good effect
Slidell: yes it is
wow
heru ur
what
a punk
Mada: Like his daddy
Slidell: no
his daddy is a glowing ccloud of abydos dust
Mada: LOL
They are the Roswell aliens!
Slidell: yep
Mada: I forgot that
Slidell: Roswell grays
???
Mada: I mean
I knew
Slidell: They were trying to separate from the x files
lol
bye thor!!!
Mada: but I forgot they wey really "were"
KWIM?
Slidell: Oh yeah
OH OH
btw
Mada: yes
Slidell: they did a fandemonium about that!!!!!
it was good
you should readit
Mada: cool
Slidell: read it
it's called
Roswell
lmao
Mada: snort
Slidell: Vala is in it
Mada: hmm...
Nice
Ok
well sweets
I am going to get going to bed
Slidell: get you some sleep mama
night love!
Mada: Night!!
Slidell: night