Bloodlines

Slidell: anyways

  yay teal'c's big secret ep

  wooo hoooo

  get your delores ready

  its time for

  BLOODLINES

  mwu ha ha

  you ready?

 Mada: Yes

  ha ha ha

  I am paused

 Slidell: ok

  here we go

  in three

  two

  two

shit

  one

  and play

 Mada: shit what?

 Slidell: i said two twice

  lol

  alligator heads!

  And that kid from that kid show!

 Mada: shaking head

 Slidell: Oh look

  a jaffa belly shirt

  they have snaps like the Amish!

 Mada: because belly shirts rock

Slidell: Ryac was always evil looking to me

  sorry

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: oh the observation room

  huh

  Daniel

  go away

  and this scene would be soooo like another

 Mada: good catch

 Slidell: waggly borw

  brow

 Mada: lol

 Slidell: i've been shippy mooded today

  oh a gate

yay

  i want one for my backyard

  that would be the coolest conversation piece

  and here is our stargate

 Mada: I have been for the last few days

 Slidell: we get aliens ocassional

  ly

  but the orkin guy takes care of it

 Mada: Have you been watching Morgan Freeman's show of Discovery Science

 Slidell: I LOVE MF!!!!

 he's like the only guy who can play "God"

 Mada: Through the wormhole

 Slidell: dun dun dun

  ohhhhhhhh

  oh oh oh

  i want one of those stargate notebooks!

  that is awesonme

  i don't remember those

 Mada: DangonCon

 Slidell: idr seeing them there

  i will find them

 Mada: oh crap he's serious

 Slidell: hehehe

Frasier!

  so tiny

  TONY AMENDOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  yay!

  Jack to the rescue

  I'm not sleeping! I'm kelnoreeming!

 Mada: whoot Jack!

 Slidell: hubba Jack!

  wtf is wrong with me????

  idk

 Mada: good looking Jack

 Slidell: lol

 Mada: nothing

 Slidell: mm

  stop it

 Mada: nom nom nom

 Slidell: it's bad enough that i'm reading Dead Until Dark

which by the way

  is some twisted stuff they don't play on the naughty channels

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: Its the first true blood book

 Mada: I know

 Slidell: way to mention that one teal'c

  woops

 Mada: I thought about picking it up

 Slidell: its...different

  there's no Tara for one

Mada: I knew that

 Slidell: and Sookie is irritating

  like some kind of pms add or something

  "implantation"

 Mada: She's a fairy

 Slidell: EWWWW

  I know

  but she is still irritating

 Mada: lol

 Slidell: IMPLANTATION

  ok

  HERE IS SOMETHING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT

Mada: what?

 Slidell: This episode is all like, we just won't put the snake in him and he will be fine

 Mada: the episode?

 Slidell: BUT

  in the episode much further in, Birthright, the kids (at least those girls) were going to die if they didn't get a snake

  remember?

See the issue?

 Mada: I think they were just talking about the girls

 Slidell: Well that is some sexist bs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Mada: and it probably has to do something with their womanly ways

  Did Hammond say

this isn't my first rodeo

 Slidell: BBQ

 Mada: OK

 Slidell: hahaha

 Mada: (It's in my fic for Ship Day)

 Slidell: and I fail to see what a snake has to do with underwire and tampax

 Mada: um

  periods and babies

 Slidell: don't even

oh i didn't hit it quick enough

  ewww

  not that kind

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: perv!!!!!

  Nice skirt!

  work it T man

  work it

  I'm too sexy for my jaffa

  too sexy for my jaffa

 Mada: Hammond has that lok

  look

 Slidell: i'm too sexy yeah

 Mada: like I get it son

 Slidell: I'm too sexy for my staffweapon

  too sexy for my staffweapon

  too sexy yeah

Mada: shaking head

  you are in an awesome mood

 Slidell: I'm to sexy for my ugly ass jumbo snake helmet

 Mada: The Chef keeps giving me looks

 Slidell: why?

 Mada: becuase I keep laughing

 Slidell: why?

  Say, hey Chef

  Wazzzzzuuuuuuppppppp

Mada: giggle

 Slidell: HAHAHAHAH nice bathrobes guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I want one

  GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  is that the first time he says it?

  idr!?

 Mada: Yes it is

 Slidell: YAY!

  quote that sucka

 Mada: I will

Slidell: why do you not show your face?

  better question, why you show yours? Butterface

  mwu ha ha

 Mada: Why do they have different symbols on their heads?

 Slidell: Well, some mean that you're cool

  others' mean you are underaged

  some mean that they ran out of makeup

Mada: So there is no reason

  right now

 Slidell: priest/priestest/scholar/

  i guess it is one of those, you're born to a profession thing

  like back in the day

 Mada: but I thought they were all marks of the gods that they were in service of

 Slidell: I thought so too

but this is early on

 Mada: yeah

 Slidell: but they have black tats gold tats, 3D etc

  SHOLVA!

 Mada: See! Told ya! Apophis got PISSED

 Slidell: he had a pissy fit

 Mada: See I know a different language

 Slidell: nice

 Mada: Goul'ad

 Slidell: put that on a resume

 Mada: Sholva! Kree!

 Slidell: i think i will

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: BRATAC

  tak ma tae mada

 Mada: That old man will be able to kill you will his pinky toe

 Slidell: broooooomance

OMG it's the chuck norris of jaffa!

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: master bratac sleeps with a nightlight

  not because master bratac is afraid of the dark

  but because the dark is afraid of master bratac

  (this part is crazy)

  the look on carter's face

  priiiiceless

 Jack's gonna get his ass kicked

  in

  3

 Mada: just a smidge

 Slidell: 2

  .....

  wait for it

  1

  pfft

  you must workout

 he should have remembered that one

  tee hee

  jk jik

  rda i looooove you

  take that off

  if rda ever heard

  omg

  devistation

 Mada: shaking head

 Slidell: they got sent to the ghetto of chulack? Oh HELL no

  I mean

 Mada: um

 Slidell: we're talking 3rd world style

 Mada: yeah

 Slidell: like slums in the bad bad parts of sad sad countries

  Teal'c is gonna be revenging this next ten seasons i bet

 Mada: Daniel

  shaking head

  Daniel Daniel Daniel

 Slidell: yeah

  Kel Shac

  what

  you Daniel crushin?

  its ok

 Mada: no no

 Slidell: you can admit it

Mada: just shut the hell up and do as you are told

Slidell: hehehehehe

  poor Daniel

 Mada: I didn't start crushing on Daniel until season 9

  ha ha ha

 Slidell: Jay Z and John Mayer

  really?

 Mada: because he wasn't just a....

  um...

 Slidell: man

  sexy beast

  actor

 Mada: snort

 Slidell: You loooove me :)

 Mada: I so love you

 Slidell: Jack, you're never gonna win with Bratac

  just shut the hell up and nod

  :D

  i love you too :D

  Hammond

  of Texas

  very

  bald man

  wow

  Sam's hand was

  um

  low

 We are so advanced

  we don't have cars

  we suck

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: "I haven't been to church in a while"

  which means she has been

  just sayin

  screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

because hiding under a sheet of canvas is really gonna save your ass

  Dang, CJ can book it

 Mada: We will have the whole "Does Sam believe or not" convo when we see Camolot

 Slidell: we already had it

 Mada: (I have all the shippy episode names down)

 Slidell: i rest my case

  yeah you would

 Mada: LOL

 Slidell: pw is "Fishing"

  squee yadda

  Teal'c

 Mada: what the hell is what supposed to mean?

 Slidell: yo wife is piiisssssed

  hmm?

  what?

  ma'am?

  HEY I KNOW HER!

  she's on that other show

  with that other Carter

 Mada: it figures that I would know which ones

  Eureka

 Slidell: Eureka!

  I've got it

  DARN YOU

 Mada: fine show BTW

 Slidell: you ruined my punch line

  gah

 Mada: sorry

 Slidell: You will pay

  no

  no

 leave it

  so alll can see

 Mada: that I have runined it

  I love how Jack

 Slidell: LOOK BOTH MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  go on

 Mada: is holding his 9 at it

  yeah

 Slidell: haha

  wouldn't you?

 Mada: Earth people

  Oops!

Slidell: (Also, I like this version of his wife way better)

  hahaha

  oh hell no

 Mada: me too

 Slidell: domestic disorder

  grab my hair and i'll kick your bald ass!

  That was one thing i didn't like

  he was too pushy with hedr

  her

  like

  physically

  imho

  just sayin'

 Mada: I don't see the big deal

 Slidell: he's supposed to be a big guy for peace for his ppl

  he needs to

  calm

  use his happy words

  talk about his feelings

 Mada: But that is not what the jaffa relationships are

 Slidell: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mada: remember all the stories he tells about them

  like in

  Affinity

 Slidell: that is true

  true true

  i just said imho

  but he is jaffa not human

  not from earth

  quick, make him a vampire!

 Mada: yeah

 Slidell: omg the snakes in the tank

  eww

  ewww

  ewwww

  ewwww

poor baby :(

  this is so sad

  :I

 Mada: yeah

 Slidell: awww

  this is before he went all

  let's kill the earth ppl

  I've never seen scarlett fever

 Mada: me either

Slidell: now i wanna look it up

  lmao

  wait, does she have a nose ring?

 Mada: idk

  yeah

  she does

 Slidell: badass!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Mada: Earth Earth Earth

 Slidell: my nose doesn't suite one

oh

  sorry

 Mada: I'mn going to get one

 Slidell: my nose looks wonky

  i tried a temp

  baaaaad

 Mada: shut up

 Slidell: haha, girlie sam

  no it did

  it looked bad

  girlie sam

  uh oh

  angry danie

  i'd kill em too

  i'm not nice

 Mada: girlie Sam rocks

  like nerdy Sam

 Slidell: BWAHAHAHA

  I'd shoot em

die sucka

  that was kinda hot

  the way he turned with the gun

  not gonna lie

 Mada: Daniel is going to go all Rambo

  LOL

 Slidell: I would have been like...so...wanna do lunch?

  hehehe

 Mada: Sam's all give me the gun

 Slidell: she is like....yeah....no

  lmao

cpr anyone?!

  oh i'm with jack

 Mada: Knew we shouldn't have given you a gun

 Slidell: look away

  look away

  ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Mada: He's breathing

  !

  I saw his neck move

  Jack is all this is disturbing

Slidell: he was like nine

  and mini battle

  run

  two suns!

so which one does it revolve around

  huh?

  that wouldn't wooooork

 Mada: They revolve around the planet

 Slidell: it doesn't work that way

 Mada: :)

 Slidell: nice try captain planet

 Mada: whatev

 Slidell: Uh...we have one

  MOVE NOW

well so what?

  hahahaha

  this is so nasty but they allll gotta watch

 Mada: Even Braytac looked a little pissed off about that one

 Slidell: haha

 Mada: stealing from the temple

 Slidell: Sam and Daniel looked like bad kids

  hehehe

horny man

 Mada: If that is his horney face....

  ugh

 Slidell: get a freaking walkie talkie system

 Mada: and I can't believe I just said that

 Slidell: lol

  lol

  woooow

  you nasty girl

 Mada: wagle wagle

 Slidell: Chef...She's talking about hornie faced jaffa

Mada: You are talking about horney faced Jaffas

 Slidell: and watching ppl play with "snakes"

  you said it

 Mada: I repeated

 Slidell: you added "face"

  you dirty girl

 Mada: whatev

 Slidell: naughty

  awww

  family moment

  nope that was a mol

  mole

what is it with these ppl and moles

  ugh i just burped a slight ruben after taste up

  sour kraut

  you will do as I say

  I

  IIIII say

  look

  a hill in Canada

so robotic

  now see, if they had cell phones

  this would be so much easier

 Mada: cell phones?

 Slidell: radios

  cell phones

  txt messaging

@apophis: T is back, lil snakes dead. Damn SG1

 Mada: Master Bratac will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 Slidell: if you just jinxed that man.....

  mmm hmm

  @Teal'c: Sholva

@apophis: I will kill u. jk...no not jk...for real k

 Mada: Master Bratac doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

 Slidell: oh the cheesey salute

  lol

  kinda cute

  but still

  kwim?

 Mada: Yeah

Slidell: Well ladies and gentlegoulds

  that was Bloodlines

  we learn Teal'c has a family

  or that the writers decided to add one

  either way we met bratac

  ryac

  and dreyauc

 Mada: Bratac is bad ass

 Slidell: found out how to get some little snakies

 Mada: just sayin

 Slidell: and yes bratac is the chuck norris of space

Mada: found out that

  um

  ugh

  Sholva

 Slidell: aliens get scarlett fever

  sholva

  tac ma tae

 Mada: we have learned about Sholva

 Slidell: tac ma tae

  burning houses

  apophis holds a gruge

  yadda

  well

  thanks for following along

hope ya'll have a great night

  mwu ha ha

Quote of the episode: "Godspeed."